Iamagoodegg

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gemmacorrell:

the cat whisperer

“Wow, that’s a really nice beard you have.”

= I want to have sex with you. 

“Are you working on growing a beard?”

= I would be extremely attracted to you if you started growing a beard.

“I hope you’re planning on growing out your beard for winter.”

= I would be DTF if you had a winter beard.

“Your beard looks good today.”

= My pants are coming off.

(Source: en-descent, via thestate-iamin)

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thestrals-:

fuckyeahrockabilly:

sisterkate:

impossible-birds:

twinkletits:

artisticgoldfish:

sporkbot:

andyouhavetogivethemhope:

“Men-ups” by Clickandclash on Flickr.

HA HA I LOVE THIS.

How cute!

This put some pudding in my panties.

brilliant

YES JUST YES

OMG !!!!! Yes Yes Yes! this is GREAT! Someone did it!

<3

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fattyunbound:

ignorantfucks:

Autistic artist Stephen Wiltshire draws spellbinding 18ft picture of New York from memory… after a 20-minute helicopter ride over the city

this is amazing

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pas-de-chat:

http://theoatmeal.com/comics/wwddd

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rachel-h:

adocica:

morehandclaps:

“I’ve got dragons coming out of orifices I didn’t even know I HAD!”

Now that the season is over, I should start reading the books.

preciso ler os livros, mas tenho preguiça. méh.

The yellow ones face, haha. “Helloooo.”

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